Dickhead of the Week - Ted Stevens

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Fresh from his victory opening up the wildlife refuge in his backyard to possible drilling, Ted "Afraid of the Teddy" Stevens, esteemed Senator from Alaska, now has his sights set on extending the reach of the FCC. Working with new commissioner and Dickhead of the Week Runner-Up, Kevin J. Martin, Theodore has hopped into bed with the right-wing Parents Television Council, forming a relationship so tight that before long they won't even be able to show it on cable.