Report from Queens

cheesesteak
Originally uploaded by dangunderman.

Empty storefronts begin to reveal their true nature, and a vaguely confused Sunnyside ponders the results. Along the Boulevard of Death, next to a gaggle of people Waking Up With the King, locals double-take: that's Cheesesteak, not Cheesecake. Is it a chain of its own, or is some enterprising Queens resident simply borrowing equity from the factory of a similar name? Our fair borough waits with baited breath, and looks forward to identical results - our ever-widening Queens' asses - in either case.