Dickheads - Some Follow Up

Richard "Scruffy/Mushy" Scrushy got away with it. The baffled jury found him not guilty on all 36 counts of fraud. HealthSouth, on the other hand, is saying "no way, no how" to having Dick(head) involved in any way with the company again. The Retard Defense works on what must be considered a legally retarded jury.

Bernard "Seriously, Your Honor, I Have Health Problems" Ebbers, after his failed attempt at using the Retard Defense, is now asking for leniency. As CEO of WorldCom, a company second only to Enron in fraud notariety, prosecutors are pushing for life in prison, which sounds a lot like leniency to me already.

Dick(head) Cheney insists that the Iraq insurgency is in its last throes, proving he's either a liar or a fool, but certainly a Dickhead.

John Bolton still can't get his "up or down vote." Heh.