Anything You Can Do, God Can Do Better
Big news for God this week! In addition to his hatred for fags, soldiers, and America (see Dickhead of the Week), God gets support from many varied places:
- Godcasting is the most popular form of podcasting. Not just for Christians (but mostly), Godcasting includes Bible verses in Clingon and Buddhist meditations. Note: those long, uncomfortable silences on the air are intentional.
- Kansas gets its two cents worth of input again, allowing the critical argument against evolution to open the door for "intelligent design" to come into the public school classrooms.
- And the always sensible Jerry Falwell has called on all of us to vote Christian in 2008. In Jerry's oh-so-sensitive way, he once again invites the Jews to go have sex with themselves.
So God scores big this week. Still, as a pragmatic evolutionist, I'm siding with the snakehead fish. Bring it.
Labels: God
posted by Dan G @ 1:09 PM
5 Comments
5 Comments:
If I were God, I'd be pissed. (At the fundamental Xians, not at you, Dan.)
what's a fundamental Xian?
Fundamental Christian. "Xian" is shorthand for Christian. Dunno where I picked that up.
A la Xmas I suppose....
Yup.
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