GOD'S WRATH WILL BE UPON YOU... maybe
Intelligent Design got itself a smack-down in Dover, PA when all eight school board supporters of ID got ousted in Tuesday's election. Talk about survival of the fittest!
Pat Robertson took the news quite well, and made a bold, bold prediction of God's upcoming punishment:
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city. And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there."
Come on, Pat. What's with the "ifs," "mights," and other disclaimers? God's either gonna go kick some Dover ass, or he's not. Don't be coy, Pat. Since you've got your direct line to the Lord above, tell us how it's gonna be.
Robertson did add, however, "Assassinate Hugo Chavez, and 9/11 happened because of the faggots."
Labels: God
posted by Dan G @ 8:41 AM
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4 Comments:
Lucky for Pat that God loves uptight morons.
If God does exist, and if he has a blog, I bet he nominates Pat Robertson as dickhead of the week on a fairly regular basis, for making Him look like a dickhead with all this hateful shit he keeps spewing. Who would want to worship the type of God that Pat Robertson believes in? I mean, who besides the millions of misguided fools who listen to Pat?
Yeah; thanks Pat for proving the point that, despite what the KS School Board Says, Intelligent Design is ALL about religion.
Follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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