Dickhead of the Week - Tom DeLay

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Originally uploaded by dangunderman.

He's back. Oh, yes, he is. He may have been tossed to the side by John "Power Gives Me a" Boehner, but Tom "I Must Get in the Press Without" DeLay isn't letting his indictment keep him from business at hand, which, in his case, is Dickheadedness.

First, Tom "Get My Gun and Don't" DeLay is fighting the (totally unreasonable!) law in Texas that requires an indicted citizen give up his license to carry a concealed weapon. Keeping a concealed weapon in his onesie makes Tommy Gun the second most likely political figure to shoot his friend in the face.

(The photo, by the way, came from the Hammer's own Congressional website. He must be under some kind of delusion that he looks like a badass, not a jackass.)

But Tom "Launder that Cash Without" DeLay is also once again getting a little mouthy. Attacking Sandra Day O'Connor and Ruth Bader Ginsberg, who have not only recently spoken out in favor of an independent judiciary but are also girls, he says that the ladies, "Just don't get it."

He went on to reiterate that there's a war against Christianity, which everyone but the religious right knows is the most ridiculous paranoid fantasy since "Logan's Run."

As part of his argument against an independent judiciary he stated, "There are three branches of government." He is obviously unaware of the irony of this statement coming from a Dickhead like the Hammer, so I will simply observe that no branch of government wears a onesie as appropriately as our (mostly) whiny Congress.