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I'm eating ice cream now. Homemade by Dana of Cart City Creamery. If she ever offers you ice cream, don't ask any questions. Just eat it. The cream cheese ice cream is outstanding. So is the chocolate, peanut butter, coffee, cookies and cream, dulce de leche, pistacio, maple, Mexican chocolate... Seriously, eat whatever she offers. It's fucking great.

Cornerstone grounds out. Scott Speizio with his annoying red soul patch is batting. I'm calling him Soul Patch from now on. Scratch that. I'm calling him Fuck Face. That soul patch is too annoying. He's a fuck face. And Fuck Face strikes out. They walk Pujols. Smart. Albert has that nasty-ass cold sore. Man, that thing's gross. Get that thing off screen.

And Heilman strikes out Encarnacion. Yahtzee.

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