Monday, April 30, 2007

Dickhead of the Week - Biology

Biology is at it again.

As someone who's suffered from migraines my entire life, I don't mind telling you that this article terrifies the shit out of me.

Nutshell version: Migrainers are more likely to suffer heart attacks and strokes.

Because, you see, it's not enough to suffer excruciating pain, spastic vision, and nausea on a regular basis.

Fuck you, Biology. First you give me a C in high school. Now you kill me.

You, Biology, are this week's Dickhead.

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3 Comments:

At 6:14 PM , Anonymous bald bro said...

Chill. Next week they'll come out with a study that says those with migranes are geniuses and are better partners in the sack.

 
At 3:40 PM , Blogger Ted Carter said...

If you'd quit thinking so hard, maybe your brain wouldn't hurt so much.

 
At 8:23 AM , Anonymous missus said...

bald bro, I can assure you that that much is already true.

 

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