Guest Post - Baldy in a Battleground - Episode 5
You're Doing a Heckuva Job, JohnnyMcCain's choice of running mate has caused a bit of elation here in the battleground, among us Obamaniacs.
As I've mentioned, we have a lot of disenfranchised Hillary supporters in this area, and gosh darn if they are gonna let John McCain get away with putting another pair of breasts and ovaries to substitute for Hillary's. These ladies are not so easily placated, you foolish, foolish man.
He's also managed to irritate the hell out of all the soccer moms who think that a woman with a 4-month old baby with special needs and 4 other children at home should be at home, being the hockey mom she claims to be.
It's really perfect. We don't have to say anything. Women are either offended by him or by her.
Thanks McCain! You're a blessing from Chicago!
LATE UPDATE: Oh, and the soccer moms are none too impressed with her 17-year-old pregnant daughter either. Why didn't he just choose Jamie-Lynn Spears' mom as a running mate?
Labels: bald, battleground, politics
posted by Dan G @ 10:24 AM
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2 Comments:
But she's sooooo hot! (After all, she won the Miss Wasilla beauty contest and competed for Miss Alaska. If those aren't qualifications, I don't know what are.)
boy it's been good having you back after your vacation. Did I send you the YouTube link?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teymmo8P_rA
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