So Much For Distraction

The Mets were supposed to take me away from the bullshit that is the current presidential campaign, and what do they do? They fall apart.

I attended Sunday's game, which they lost in the 9th inning. And they've been losing ever since. From three games up in the division to down by a half game.

Some say it's last year all over again, but fuck that: it's the goddamned presidential campaign all over again.

And now Fernando Tatis is out for the season. Fernando Tatis??

So what do I turn to now? Easy. Vast quantities of smack. It might still hurt, but at least I won't care. About any of it. Or anything else.