Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - Live Blog!

Oh, B&E readers, have I got a treat for you today! Thanksgiving Day Parade! Excuse me... the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! It sucks every year! How hard will it suck this year?

So far so awful! Matt, Meredith, and Roker are irritatingly chipper!

The ribbon's cut, and they're off! They're reading the special guest stars and I'm already exhausted. Fuck me.

Stay tuned!