Je Suis American!

On our drive back to the gay commune sometimes referred to as New York City, the missus and I stopped off at a Walmart just outside of Wheeling, West Virginia. I'm fairly certain we were still in Ohio, but in the West Virginia part of Ohio.

But not only did we stop off at (and go inside of) Walmart to purchase inexpensive goods, but just to prove our patriotism, we also had McDonald's for lunch.

In case the implication is not clear, the McDonald's was located inside the Walmart. I ate my sodium-enriched sustenance while sitting in my American-made vehicle, you communist-leaning B&E readers, so it doesn't get any more Freedom & Liberty than that.

Not to worry: once back in Pennsylvania (the New Jersey part of Pennsylvania, not the West Virginia part) we were sure to gay ourselves up with a liberal stop-off at the elite turnpike Starbucks. The missus even had soy milk in her pantywaist latte.

It was a good holiday.