A Problem, a Solution, and a Problem

The Body Shop, a legendary (thanks to Motley Crue!) strip club in West Hollywood, had a major fire, putting it out of commission.

I have an irrational fear of fire the way that, say, some do of spiders or snakes. So I can only imagine that the strippers are hesitating to go back to work.

Well, thanks to the ever-resourceful British, they may not have to. That's right, B&E readers! Pole-dancing robots!

Of course, in today's economy, we've got something to fear more than fire itself: unemployment. And the last thing we need is for the entire service industry to be replaced by robots.

Strippers are part of the service industry, right?