Yo, Mets! A Modest Freakin' Proposal, Huh?

We Mets fans have accepted that this is a damned lost season. First year at New Shea was a bust. That's fine. Bad years with bad luck and bad injuries happen. Especially if you name your new stadium after a bailed out, insolvent financial institution.

Today, you're starting Bobby Parnell to see how he is as a part of the rotation. Terrific. Please do. Try some new shit. Mix it up. Give Daniel Murphy his much-needed extra playing time at first to get him comfortable and add to his chances of being a great player next year. Good idea. I'm all for it.

But as long as you're writing off the season, how about you lower those fucking ticket prices a bit, huh? How about you make it a more financially feasible option to get some better seats at this fancy-pants stadium of yours, huh? How about you give me some incentive to support this Triple-A team, huh?

Get us excited for next year, HUH?! Fucking HUH??